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200字英语笑话附带中文6年级的(3篇)
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
“ May I speak to your parents? ”
“ They''re busy. ”
“ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”
“ The police. ”
“ Can I speak to them? ”
“ They''re busy. ”
“ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”
“ The firemen. ”
“ Can I speak to them? ”
“ They''re busy. ”
“ So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they''re all busy? What are they doing? ”
“ Looking for me. ”
有一天，电话铃响了，和一个小男孩回答。“我可以和你父母说话？““他们很忙。““哦。是还有其他人吗？““警察。““我可以和他们说话吗？““他们很忙。““哦。是还有其他人吗？““消防队员。““我可以和他们说话吗？““他们很忙。““请直接告诉我——你的父母，警察，和消防员都在你家，但他们都忙？他们正在做什么？““找我。“
It depends——看情况而定
One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?" 一天，一位医生到鞋店买了双鞋。他在离开柜台之前，问售货员：“这双鞋能穿多长时间？”
"It depends. If you don t use it, the shoes will never wear out."“看情况而定。如果您不穿它，那它们永远也不会坏。”
Several days later the salesgirl fell ill and went to a hospital. And the happened to be the
customer she served. After the girl got the prescription from the doctor, she asked: "How soon will I get better with the medicine?"几天后，这位售货员病了，去医院看病。这位医生碰巧是那位顾客。 当售货员拿了处方后，问道：“吃了这药，我的病多长时间才能好呀？”
"It depends. " The doctor answered, "If you don t use it, you will never get better. “看情况而定。”医生说，“如果你不吃药，你的病永远也好不了。”
Police Officer Fang is a generous man.One day he saw a small girl standing in the street.She was crying and tears were rolling down her face.
"Hello,"he said to her,"and what's your problem?"
The small girl looked up at him through her tears.
"I've lost my money,"she said.
"Oh dear!"Police Officer Fang said."And how did you do that?"
"My purse fell out of my pocket,"the small girl said."It had all my money in it."
And she continued crying.
"It's all right,"Police Officer Fang said."Don't worry.It's not the end of the world.Tell me how much money was in your purse."
"Ten dollars,"the small girl said.
The generous policeman took out his wallet.He opened it,took ten dollars and gave it to the girl.
"Here you are,"he said."Here's ten dollars.Now you can stop crying."
But instead of stopping crying,the small girl cried even louder.
"Now what's the matter?"Police Officer Fang said.
"I wish I'd said I'd lost forty dollars"The small girl replied.
so cute,isn't it?
警察方是一个慷慨的人。一天，他看见一个小女孩站在街上。她哭了，眼泪顺着她的脸流下来。“喂，”他说，“你的问题是什么？”小女孩抬头看着他通过她的眼泪。“我丢了我的钱，”她说。哎呀。警察方说。“你怎么做到的？”“我的钱包我的口袋里掉出来的，”小女孩说。“我的钱都在里面。”她继续哭泣。“没事，”警官方说。“别担心。这不是世界末日。告诉我你的钱包里有多少钱。”“十美元，”小女孩说。慷慨的警察拿出钱包。他打开它，拿出十美元给这个女孩。“给你，”他说。“这是十美元。现在，您可以停止哭泣。”而停止哭泣，小女孩哭得更大声了。现在告诉我是怎么回事呢。警察方说。“我希望我说的话，我已经输了四十美元，”小女孩回答道。很可爱，不是吗？
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's.
"What's the matter with you",asked the doctor.
"I have been broken all!",said the fool .
"Broken all,what's it mean?",the doctor was surprised.
Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:"Ouch!There is something wrong with my head."after that,he pointed to his back and said :"ouch,my back hurt."then,he touch his nose and said:"ouch,my nose hurt"……
The doctor thought a while and said :"you have a bad finger"
从前，有个傻瓜去看医生。那医生问他有什么病。那傻瓜说他全身伤了。那医生很疑惑。接着，那傻瓜用手指着头说：“很痛，我的头伤了。”接着，有指着背，鼻子，说它们都伤了。
那医生想了一会儿，说：“你的手指伤了。”
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
呵呵,一个比一个效率高.
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!!
拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!!!"
My Baby Swallowed a Bullet
Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ?
Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."
年轻的妈妈说：“医生，我孩子吞下一颗子弹，我该怎么办？”
医生说：“不要让他指着任何人。”
Notes
1. to swallow a bullet: 吞下一颗子弹
2. to point at: 对...瞄准
allybaby
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？”
我喜爱的动物用英语写作文
1. 用英语写我最喜欢的动物作文
，雪白雪白的，摸上去毛绒绒的，尾巴又小又短。好看极了。
我平时一放学就拿着新鲜的菜叶给它吃，它们被我喂的可胖了，跑起来一溜烟就不见了，它的两只耳朵，有一张三瓣嘴，四条短粗的小腿，一条毛茸茸的尾巴像有人把一条长棉花揉成了一个小团，一双红红的眼睛像得了红眼病。
有一天下午，我发现有一只小兔子的肚子鼓鼓的，我连忙抱着她去问很了解兔子的奶奶，奶奶笑着告诉我，说是它怀上了小兔子，我高兴极了，我想，我们家又要多出几只小兔子了！我在它身上用红墨水做了个记号，这样我一回家就可以认出它了，还有，我照顾她比照顾其他兔子认真多了，没几天，它就生下了两只小兔子。
小兔子一天天长大了，我给他们起了个名字，分别叫平平、安安，代表着它们可以平安，健康，没想到这个名字真管用，在它们长大的过程中没有受到疾病的袭击，而其他的小兔子也都健康的成长着。
但是好景不长，妈妈为了不让小兔子
2. 以"我喜爱的动物"为题用英语写一篇40字的小作文
My Favorite Animal
I'm a happy boy(girl),I like animals very much !
My favorite animal is dog!I think it is very cute ,and it is very beautiful!It can
make
everybody happy,it can take care of babys,it can mind house ,it can
look for crime suspects etc.But it doesn't hope any reward!And it is so
loyal!
I love it,my favorite animal--dog!
3. 用英语写一篇自己喜欢的动物
题目： My favorite animal
英文：My favourite animal is little dog.Because it's very lovely.And dogs are friendly to people,they are people's good friends.When you are daughter,they can save you.They can hear the people can't hear things.it's very useful,aren't they?The dogs is very loyal to people .Are you agree with me?
翻译：我最喜欢的动物是小狗。因为它很可爱。和狗是友好的人，他们是人们的好朋友。当你的女儿，他们可以拯救你。他们可以听到人们无法听到的事情。这是非常有用的，不是吗？狗很忠诚的人。你同意我吗？
4. 英文作文《我喜爱的动物》
I love animals
I love little animal is a dog, its whole body covered with white hair, like a marshmallow; eyes are round, like o precious stones inlaid in a pair of curved eyebrows; ears are half round, the nose is black, short tail, is very cute.
I give it to eat bones, it will be a piece of a piece, a short short at. It finished chew bones, will bark loudly, as if to say: "little master, thank you." Whenever I go to school, she always give me some distance, until I pretend to be angry and hit it o or three times, it didn't run away home. It will not only send me to school, and I also like to race, run very fast, sometimes, I fell a distance. Usually, it looks very timid, but saw a stranger, but without losing the power suddenly staring at the stranger's every act and every move with open eyes, the key is also called.
It is really a *** art and loyal dog!
When I e home from school, is the most happy when the puppy. As long as the puppy at home, I'm waiting for me on my way home from school to home is still a long way to always can see the dog in front of the door. It saw me, I am here will wagged his tail to run to, then in my predecessors capers. Such a cute little dog can be like?
I hope the dog well-nourished, because it is so cute.
我喜爱的动物
我喜欢的小动物是一只小狗，它全身长满白色的毛，像一团棉花糖；眼睛是圆溜溜的，像两颗大宝石镶嵌在一对弯弯的眉毛下；耳朵是半圆形，鼻子是黑色，尾巴短短的，很可爱。
我给它爱吃的骨头，它会一块一块，一小段一小段地啃。它啃完骨头后，就会汪汪地叫几声，好像在说：“小主人，谢谢你。”每当我去上学，她总是会送我一段路程，直到我假装生气打它两三下，它才乖乖地跑回家去。它不但会送我去上学，还喜欢和我一起赛跑，跑得十分快，有时，把我落了一段路程。平时，它看起来很胆小，但看见陌生人时，却又不失威猛地睁着双眼紧盯着陌生人的一举一动，关键时还会大声叫。
它真是一只机灵又尽忠职守的小狗啊！
我放学回家时，可算是小狗最开心的时候。只要小狗在家，我在放学回家的路上离家门口还有一段路总可看见小狗在门前等着我。它看见了我，就会摇着尾巴往我这里飞奔而来，然后在我人前人后蹦来蹦去。这么机灵的小狗能不讨人喜欢吗？
我很希望把这只小狗养得白白胖胖，因为它实在太可爱了。
5. 用英语写一篇自己喜欢的动物
题目： My favorite animal 英文：My favourite animal is little dog.Because it's very lovely.And dogs are friendly to people,they are people's good friends.When you are daughter,they can save you.They can hear the people can't hear things.it's very useful,aren't they?The dogs is very loyal to people .Are you agree with me？翻译：我最喜欢的动物是小狗。
因为它很可爱。和狗是友好的人，他们是人们的好朋友。
当你的女儿，他们可以拯救你。他们可以听到人们无法听到的事情。
这是非常有用的，不是吗？狗很忠诚的人。你同意我吗？。
6. 求一篇写我喜欢的动物的英语作文
我有两只小猫。
他们非常漂亮。一只是黄色的。
另一只是白色的。他们非常可爱。
黄色的小猫很调皮。他经常到处跑。
他最喜欢的游戏是玩球、绳子和石头。而白色的小猫非常温和。
她喜欢洗她的脸。并且她不喜欢和人玩。
她经常跳上我的膝盖。我喜欢给她洗澡。
噢，我的小猫为我带来了很多愉快。我们是非常好的朋友。
我爱他们。 I have got o baby cats. they are very beautiful. One is yellow. the other is white. they are very lovely. the yellow cat is very naughty. He likes to play with people. He often runs here and there. His favourite game is playing with balls, ropes and stones. But the white cat is very gentle. She likes to wash her face. And she doesn′t like to play with people. She often jumps onto my knees. I like to give her a bath. Oh, my baby cats bring me much happiness. We are very good friends. I love them.What animal do you like best in the zoo? Is it an elephant? Or a tiger? My favorite animal is monkeys. Because they have the yellow skin, a big mouth, a *** all nose, and o big eyes. They climb trees quickly, and they can pick bananas or apples. I don't think they are frightening or tiring animals, and they are very lovely, interesting and exciting! I hope you can like them, too.什么动物你在动物园里最喜欢的？这是一头大象吗？或是一只老虎吗？我最喜欢的动物是猴子。
因为它们有着黄色的皮毛，一张大嘴，一个小鼻子，两个大眼睛。它们爬树是迅速的，它们还可以摘香蕉或苹果。
我不认为他们是可怕和累人的动物，他们都是非常可爱的，有趣的和令人兴奋的！我希望你能喜欢，太。
7. 用英文写作文
My favorite animals are swans.they are white.they can swim very well.I think they look like a beautiful girl in a white dress.they have a pair of wings and they can also fly well.I believe they are angles from the sky.they bring us love and make us happy.they are always friendly to us.We can't hurt them,because they are our friend.I love them!I like dogs,too.they are not beautiful,but they are the best friends.they keep the thieves away.Dogs have the best listening and eyes.they can hear in the nosiy,see in the dark.If we are in danger,they will help us at once.And they don't mind their lives.So,I love them.。
8. 以我最喜爱的动物为题写一篇英文作文
Dogs, along with cats, are thought to be as the most favored as pets in America today.?This wonderful animal is valued for their panionship, protection and friendship they bestow to their owners. So it is hardly suprising to find dogs or cats on television shows and movies and who could not fet Lassie, one of the most famous canine of all time.? For the wonderful panionship this pet gives, it is vital the owner does his or her share of responsibilities that es on owning a dog.?The owner has the obligation to make certain that their pet receives adequate attention and affection, adheres to a nutritious diet, have regular visits to the vet for a check up or for shots and a plenty amount of exercise to keep them healthy and mentally alert. ?Although it takes time and effort to care for your dog, the rewards ultimately pay off.? In return for their owner caring efforts, the dog will grant them unwavering loyalty, their affection and most important of all, the desire to please you.?This is probably the reason why people sometimes prefer this exquisite creature than their own and for years to e canines will remain people favorite pet.。
9. 我最喜欢的动物英语作文
I like the *** all animals is pure white cat, it whole body white hair like snow let me very love, its eyes narrowed into a crack during the day, night round, like o emeralds. His ears have been up, as long as you move, his ears will move; His hearing is very agile, as long as people walk on by, it will be called "meow"; Its teeth are very hard, and spiky, eating up to very easily, I like it very much. Remember once, my brother e to my house to play, the kitten, enthusia *** has been rushed brother " *** ile". Brother see him so lovely, then e up with a very thick wool, want to know the cat likes to play with wool, yarn in hand, brother cat followed, wool from turning in the past, the cat rushed over, not caught, himself closed on empty air, my mother and I laughed, cat is a little angry, brother, in a piece of cloth, bend, kitten, and save the empty, this is brother became a "bucket" cat. Brother and five stool was placed in a row, put the wool in stool to mouth, cat rushed over, to bite the yarn, I cheered for it, and happy for it. If winter es, I built a warm nest to the Kitty, it was very happy. Whenever I go home from school on the stairs, the cat is lying on the sofa waiting for me, I entered, it *** ile on his face became a flower. See I bought it, eat happily licks my hand, very enthusiastic! One day, my father told me: "you see, a dog is loyal, treacherous court official but the cat." I try so hard, favour say: "the cat is my favourite animal, treacherous court official it isn't!" Mom came running when the referee, set each write like cats or dogs 5 reason, then the evaluation of high and low. I brush flash, 1, I like cats; 2, the kitten's fur is very *** ooth; 3, the cat is very sincere to me; 4, the cat is very lovely; 5, the cat is very clever. Just finished writing, I looked up to see dad, ha, he wrote o, we all handed over after the volume, the referee on the grounds that the father wrote the word much, the father victory. I am very defy spirit。
10. 用英语写一篇作文：我最喜欢的动物 简单 单词50词以上
My favourate animal is panda. i think panda is the cutist animal in the world. It has black and white fur and especially it have black fur around eyes which looks like wear a pair of sunglasses. Panda likes banboo shoots and leaves a lot. I saw panda ate apply and cakes in Zoo before, but I know in nature world they would not eat these things. Now almost everyone in the world love panda, but only China has panda. So as a Chinese I feel proud to be born in a country has panda. 我最喜欢的动物是熊猫。
我认为熊猫是世界上cutist动物。它有黑色和白色的皮毛，尤其是它周围有黑色皮毛的眼睛看起来像戴一副太阳镜。
熊猫喜欢竹笋芽和叶很多。我在动物园看到熊猫吃应用和蛋糕，但我知道世界上自然不会吃这些东西。
现在世界上几乎每个人都喜欢熊猫，但只有中国有熊猫。所以作为一个中国人我感到骄傲是出生在一个国家有熊猫。
我写了一篇英语作文,发到时候演讲时闹笑话,求指点
Catch the Star That Will Take You to Your Dreams
追随你的梦想
Catch the star that holds your destiny, the one that forever twinkles within your heart. Take advantage of precious opportunities while they still sparkle before you. Always believe that your ultimate goal is attainable as long as you commit yourself to it.
追随能够改变你命运的那颗星，那颗永远在你心中闪烁的明星。当它在你面前闪耀时，抓住这宝贵的机会。请谨记，只要你坚持不懈，最终的目标总能实现。
Though barriers may sometimes stand in the way of your dreams, remember that your destiny is hiding behind them. Accept the fact that not everyone is going to approve of the choices you've made, have faith in your judgment, catch the star that twinkles in your heart, and it will lead you to your destiny's path. Follow that pathway and uncover the sweet sunrises that await you.
尽管实现梦想的途中有时会遇到障碍，要知道这是命运对你的挑战。不是每个人都会赞成你的选择，接受这个现实，并相信自我的判断，追随那颗在你心中闪烁的明星，它会引领你踏上命运的征途。坚持不懈，你就能享受那些幸福时刻。
每前进一步，你都应引以为豪，因为它们是你实现梦想的阶梯。要知道在这个过程中你也许会犯错误，但不要气馁。珍视自我的潜能，因为它们使你独一无二。生命中最珍贵的礼物不是花钱买来的，而是通过努力和决心而获取的。
This is Faith at Faith Radio Online-Simply to Relax. Find the star that twinkles in your heart for you alone are capable of making your brightest dreams come true. Give your hopes everything you've got and you will catch the star that holds your destiny.
您正在收听的是faith轻松电台。寻找心中那颗闪耀的明星，因为只有你自己才能够让美好的梦想变成现实。满怀希望并全力以赴，你就能摘下改变命运的那颗星。
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