41愚人节英文短信

1★A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

2★ Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?

3★A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What the hell was that for" he asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary Ellen written on it, " she replies. Don 't be silly, " he says. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races,Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on. " She seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes. Three days later he 's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around, he asks again, "What the hell was that for" "Your *ing horse just phoned. "

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5★ I 'm still paying!!

6★A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for" The husband replies, "autumn. "

7★At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?

8★Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

9★A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?