愚人节英语短信

1★ you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit?

2★如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错;如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，做人真难!但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，真羡慕你!

3★你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦!

4★在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉!有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的!

5★你去找一个值得你爱的去爱，我不够了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事无法勉强，有些距离无法超越，就像昨天我无法相信，为了根骨头你就跟人跑了!

6★ following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!

7★you find one you love deservesthe love, i not understand you and your feelings, i know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, i could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!

8★in my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relishis always, sleep is always hanran sleep…… i really envy you know, oh! sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

9★ now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?!

10★you stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind zhou, i want to say: you have to drop a wig…… but today aprilfool's day!

11★if you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……

12★toads pursuitof swans, swan disdain said: if i as long as you die! hama against: the pig also live goodafter listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: i just look at messages, i move sheire who?

13★如果你长得难看，请打 110;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……

14★癞蛤蟆追求天鹅，天鹅不屑地说：我要是长成你这样早去死了!蛤蟆不服：那猪还活得好好的呢!猪听了，觉得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招谁惹谁了?

15★今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎样赛过兔子的?

16★if a mistake was pretty, i have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, i have committed heinouscrimes, zhennan life! but you jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!